Top Things Christopher Columbus Would Say if He Were Alive Today
In honor of today being Columbus Day, please enjoy this list of The Top Things Christopher Columbus Would Say if He Were Alive Today.
I only left Italy because I was tired of women with mustaches.
I don't care how many kids Eddie Murphy has, I'm still the father of the New World!
I guess technically, I was America's first illegal immigrant!
In addition to the Nina and the Pinta, I have christened my newest ship, the Alyssa Milano.
I want to rename my boats the "Kim," the "Khloe," and the "Kourtney."
So why is the leader of your country orange?
Look, I only thought the New World was the Indies because I'm not very bright.
I'm Christopher Columbus, and even I think the name of the Washington football team is racist.