Since today is Father's Day, it's a great time to check out this list of The Top Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say.

Sure, I'd love to hear about your day.

I mean, skipping college to focus on your band is the only logical thing to do!

Young lady, go back into your room and change out of that outfit!  Put on something skimpier that shows more skin!

I have an idea:  Why doesn't the whole family come golfing with me?!?

Not only can you borrow the car, but you can get into all kinds of trouble and I'll come and bail you out when you call.

Ya know, I don't really have an opinion on that.  Ask your mother.

Be as loud as you want.  As long as I can see the game, I don't have to hear what they're saying.

I admit it, I don't know what any of these tools are for!

Set the thermostats at whatever you like.  What's money compared to the comfort of my loved ones?

The last thing I want to do is bore you with stories about my high school football days.