Look, when the heart wants a Chalupa, the heart's going to do crazy things to get that Chalupa.

The Minnesota Department of Public Safety just released some data from last month, when the cops did a special crackdown on speeding and reckless driving.  They gave out 14,611 speeding tickets . . . but one really stands out.

And it's the ticket that went to a guy who was busted for doing 99 miles-per-hour because he was, quote, "trying to make it to Taco Bell before it closed."

Unfortunately, because the cop pulled him over,I,m guessing he missed the window.