The Five Dumbest Things Employees Have Done to Get Fired

You hate to see people lose their jobs . . . unless they lose them in a hilarious way.  Then it's fine.

There was a discussion on Reddit.com recently where managers were sharing the dumbest thing one of their employees did to get fired.  Here are five of the best ones . . .

"My assistant manager's register was exactly $3.64 short after every shift.  It turns out that's how much he was spending at Taco Bell for lunch.  When we accused him of stealing, he thought we meant all the merchandise he'd been taking."

"A 20-year-old new guy called in sick and said he had a stroke.  He lived across the street from the store, so we all watched him pack up his truck with beach gear and drive off with his girlfriend."

"I had a server take a sip out of a customer's Dr. Pepper and Coke right in front of them to see which was which."

"I had to fire a new dishwasher after she was caught on camera throwing silverware and plates into the dumpster instead of putting them into the dishwasher."

"We had a secretary who wouldn't get anything done.  I eventually got fed up and looked on her work computer.  I found out she was prostituting herself with her company email."